James S. Huggins' Refrigerator Door: Click here to go to my Home Page. y2k myass, y2k my ass, y2k problem
.
Millennia Year Application Software System - - - Photo of the back of a standing man - - - Original photo copyright Sarah Lamont - - - Licensed through iStockphoto.com
Millennia Year Application Software System

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as "Millennia Year Application Software System" or "MYASS".

Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS.

We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands. 

Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS.

Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS. Last week my secretary said to me, "I'm a little nervous, I never put anything in MYASS before."

I helped her through the first time and afterward she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to doing again, and was even ready to kiss MYASS.

There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS.

This database will encompass all information associated with the business. As you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want in MYASS. 

As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say, "here, stick this in MYASS."

It will be a great day when we need data quickly and our employees can respond, "Here it is, I just pulled it out of MYASS."

 

For part of my life, I was intimately involved in the Y2K problem. I worked on several Y2K projects, did consulting about the Y2K problem and spoke around the country, and a bit overseas, about the Y2K problem. This particular item is from that era.

Feel free to link to this page. Please see my linking tips. If you reference or circulate this material, I appreciate a reference both to the site name (James S. Huggins' Refrigerator Door) and to the URL of this page so that others may see this notice about my use of this material.

I didn't write all the stuff on this page. I got it, in part, from email and/or newsgroup postings. Efforts to identify a copyright holder were unsuccessful and it may be anonymous or in the public domain.  If you have any information to the contrary, and particularly if you are the original author or copyright holder, please notify me. To send me notices about this information, please see my DMCA page and also my Disclaimers, Copyrights & Other Legal Stuff page. This site seeks use permission from copyright holders and will not post if permission is denied. Whenever ownership information is obtained, I promptly correct the page. (For example, see this page.) I edited, adapted and supplemented this particular version: Copyright © 1997-2008, James S. Huggins.

This page created:
before
Wed, 16.Aug.2000

Last updated:
16:45, Fri, 27.Jun.2008

. . .
Snippets: read about my free email newsletter and subscribe on this page.
This site follows the Core Principles of Ezine Privacy from EzinePrivacy.org - Defending the privacy of ezine subscribers
Creative Commons License button - Except as otherwise noted, original content of this website is licensed under a Creative Commons License.
Web hosting by 1and1.com - check the incredible prices and options Content management and SEO by The Eclectic Power Company - EclecticPower.com

w Check out my free ezine newsletter: Snippets.
w Yes ... I want you to link to my site. Please link to me.
w Want to contact me? Email me. I'd love to hear from you.

» Copyright © 1997-2008 James S. Huggins. All rights perversed.
» Original content licensed under a Creative Commons License.
» Web hosting provided by 1and1.com.
» Content management & SEO by The Eclectic Power Company.
» Concerned about privacy? Read my Privacy Statement.
» Trouble sleeping? Try the legal page.Honey, Honey, I've Got Honey! Here is my EMT Page.

. . .
y2k myass, y2k my ass, y2k problem . . . y2k myass, y2k my ass, y2k problem