|
|
|||
|
|
10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with just: "Hell." 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back!!". 8. Your garbage can is your "in" box. 7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care. 6. You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to logon. 5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday. 4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know the pager will go off before the alarm does. 3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge. 2. Your DayTimer/Work Planner exploded a week ago. 1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now
Feel free to link to this page. Please see my linking tips. If you reference or circulate this material, I appreciate a reference both to the site name (James S. Huggins' Refrigerator Door) and to the URL of this page so that others may see this notice about my use of this material. I didn't write all the stuff on this page. I got it, in part, from email and/or newsgroup postings. Efforts to identify a copyright holder were unsuccessful and it may be anonymous or in the public domain. If you have any information to the contrary, and particularly if you are the original author or copyright holder, please notify me. To send me notices about this information, please see my DMCA page and also my Disclaimers, Copyrights & Other Legal Stuff page. This site seeks use permission from copyright holders and will not post if permission is denied. Whenever ownership information is obtained, I promptly correct the page. (For example, see this page.) I edited, adapted and supplemented this particular version: Copyright © 1997-2008, James S. Huggins. |
|
This page created:
Last updated: |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
|
|
|