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Church Bulletins

The story is that these are "real" excerpts from "actual church bulletins". 

Maybe so. Maybe not. After a couple of trips around the internet who could possibly tell.

I present them as I found them, from several different lists. No additions or corrections.


Church Bulletins

 Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.

Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternoon there will be meetings in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the "Little Mothers Club". All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

This being easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be" What is Hell?"  Come early and listen to our choir practice.

 

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