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Boeing
Military Aircraft Warranty Card

 
Please fill out and submit this form within 10 days of purchase

Thank you for purchasing a Boeing military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration form below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1) Personal Data
eMail Address
Rank Call Sign or Tactical
First Name Initial Last Name
Latitude Longitude Altitude
2) Which model aircraft did you purchase?
3) Date of purchase
Day Month Year
4) Tail Number
5) Where was this product acquired?
6) How did you first become aware of this Boeing product?
7) Which three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to acquire this Boeing product?
First
Second
Third
8) Where will this product be used?
9) Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
Product Own Intend to purchase N/A
Color TV
VCR
ICBM
Killer Satellite
CD Player
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon
Anthrax
Shoulder Launched SAM
Foreign Fighter
Foreign Bomber
Other Foreign Aircraft
10) How would you describe yourself or your organization?
11) How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
12) Occupation
13) To help us understand our Customer's lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
Activity/Interest You Your Spouse
Golf
Boating/Sailing
Sabotage
Running/Jogging
Propaganda/Disinformation
Destabilizing/Overthrow
Default on Loans
Gardening
Crafts
Black Market/Smuggling
Collectibles/Collections
Watching Sports on TV
Wines
Interrogation/Torture
Household Pets
Crushing Rebellions
espionage/Reconnaissance
Fashion Clothing
Border Disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction


 

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.

Your answers will help enable Boeing to serve you better in the future and will permit you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups and mysterious consortia.

 

If you have further comments or suggestions about our military aircraft? Please write to:

Boeing
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
Post Office Box 800
St. Louis, Missouri 55500

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     
 

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It has no official relationship with McDonnell Douglas or Boeing.
In fact, given their somewhat notorious lack of a sense of humor
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This page created before: Fri, 18.Aug.2000

Last updated: 21:02, Thu, 01.May.2014